FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI

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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. 
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega. 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 160 Characters

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Medical Shayari 
When you breathe, you respire! 
Wah Wah! 
When you breathe, you respire! 
Wah Wah! 

When you don't breathe, you expire! 
Wah Wah, kya baat hai! 

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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 138 Characters

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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? 
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 118 Characters

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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai? 
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati. 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 172 Characters

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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. 
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 151 Characters

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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 108 Characters

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha 
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 197 Characters

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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 160 Characters

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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? 
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? 
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 163 Characters

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Which are the 2 latest versions of java. 

Think... think... think... 

Marjava & Mitjava 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 92 Characters

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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? 
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. 
Wife: Kitni mari? 
Man: 3 male aur 2 female. 
Wife: Kaise malum? 
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se... 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 176 Characters

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INDIA Ko 
Aazaad Hue 57 
Sal 
Hue 
Phir Bhi 
No PROGRESS! 
why? Kyunki Aaj 
Bhi 
INDIA Ki 
Bholi Janta 
KAAM-DHANDHA 
Chhod Kar 
hamara SMS padh 
rahi hai... 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 170 Characters

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Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge.... 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 146 Characters

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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!".. 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 166 Characters

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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha.. 
par afsoos ke.... 


loan pass nahi hua... 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 136 Characters

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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. 
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?". 

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Rabri: Ka karat ho? 
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu! 
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi. 
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat. 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 141 Characters

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Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life. 
RANI - Before marriage. 
LAXMI - After marriage. 
BAI - After children. 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 122 Characters

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Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho. 
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai. 

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What do you call a female who never laughs? 



"HASINA" 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 59 Characters

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Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai. 

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Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. 
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! 
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon? 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 127 Characters

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Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein. 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 250 Characters

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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, 
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, 
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua, 
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!! 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 169 Characters

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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? 

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!! 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 131 Characters

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Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, 
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye, 
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!! 

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 140 Characters

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Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE. funny koes in hindi